Tenga can be a personal choice as the following quotes show:
“You have two choices in life:
You can remain single and be miserable;
or you can get married and wish you were dead.”
Well we are certain that this quote may not be the case for most people but this quote does explain the painful tragedies for some guys out there.
Dont mean this to be a good excuse to promote the sale of Tenga products (like as if we need to do that - LOL!), but the truth is that Tenga can be a perfect partner and soulmate for those who wants a happy and healthy sex life as a single man, and it can also be an essential ingredient for a happy marriage whichever way you look at it.
Dating can be a very stressful activity and there is just too many risks involved. Dating can also be an expensive and time-consuming activity as well - the dinners, the gifts, the need to act interested when your date is trying to explain the differences between a goat and a sheep.
Courtship can be just as risky especially when everything is so uncertain and fragile. And it makes you vulnerable too. It gets worst with all the fighting and the need to provide assurance and re-assurances. Blah!
So even if everything goes according to plan and you two hit off just fine, brace yourself for more! Chances are your newfound mate is gonna want to change you. From your eating habits, to your personal hygiene like how you brush your teeth, to your political preferences, and choice of clothes to wear, to emo talks about ‘commitment’ and ’sense of identity’. The “fun” awaits!
So what would be a better alternative? Tenga of course!
Forget expensive and endless hours of dinners, small talks, awkward conversations, and all the associated stress, and risks. Just type in ‘www.tengatango.com’ in your web browser… happiness is just a click away! LOL!
And remember - Tenga will not want a hug instead of steamy hot actions, became too busy with work, wants you to get along with future in-laws, or ask you to help do the dishes.
Tenga will also not nag at you or complain about your choice of friends, or get upset with your obsession with sex or the World Cup!
The best part? Tenga also never talk back at you - ever!
