TENGA by tengatango.com

Penis: The only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.
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While most men takes a hard and firm erection for granted, some men needs some form of motivation in the form of cialis or viagra. Surprizingly some men will also admit to taking these medications for recreational purposes. Maybe they are curious, or perhaps they have a big night where there will be lots of actions - whatever the reasons, the ultimate goal is the same: pleasure, lots of pleasure.

In a interesting study where college men in Singapore, Australia, Canada, and Malaysia were asked what they would ask for if granted 3 wishes by a genie in a magic lamp, the answers were mostly typical: more money, more success, more sex, youth, and even mortality.

It is easy to equate more success with more money and vice versa, or to associate youth and immortality. But it seems like only a small handful (about 11%) wanted a better sex life. In a follow-up question to explain what they would consider as ‘more sex’, the answers are anything but typical:

• a firmer erection
• a larger penis
• ability to withhold ejaculation to please partner for a longer duration
• have sex with multiple partners
• have sex with someone famous
• live out their wildest sexual fantasy
• have sex with mythical creatures: mermaid, centaur (a half-human half-horse creature in ancient Greek civilization)
• have sex with someone close but otherwise inaccessible

Whatever the sexual desires or fantasies, the common thing is different men are aroused and sexually excited with different things. Perhaps this is the reason why Tenga remains a hot selling sex toy all over the world.

We invite you to try out our Tenga products and decide for yourself, or consider getting them as gifts for a friend or the man in your life. Maybe they have yet to hear of Tenga and are still wishing that something will magically appear to end their sexual frustration and add more sexual excitment in their sex life.

Visit our Tenga webstore at http://tengatango.ecrater.com to order the Tenga sex toys, and have your Tenga shipped quickly, discreetly and confidentially - anywhere in the world for your immediate pleasure.

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Tenga is one of those things that demands immediate and instant pleasure. Other things can wait.

Of course the only exception is when you are still in school and that the law insist that you wait till you are of legal age to buy and use a Tenga. Interesting enough, they did not say what is the legal age before you are allowed to masturbate. Enough to believe that if those overly-protective parents probably will enforce some limits if there ARE a way to stop the younger guys from masturbating.

Masturbation can be good, but for some, masturbation is one of the most healthy form of relieving stress. This exercise can however be very unhealthy and become very stressful under the following circumstances:

• you were caught masturbating because you did not lock your door adequetly
• left protein (cum) stains on the curtains and carpets
• did not turn off the porn on your computer or iPad after viewing them
• your dog came into your room and stole those cum-stained tissues for her desserts and left many bits of the paper all over the hall
• you moan too loudly or had passed out in the bathroom
• your spent Tenga cup was leaking a mixture of overnight semen and lubricating lotion
• your Tenga Flip Hole was still in the dishwasher

As always, take care of your penis (know exactly where - or who - you are sticking it into), and your Tenga, and have an amazing sex life for years to cum. Wink!

Look at it this way: you have two hands, two eyeballs, two kidneys, two testicles, but only one brain, one heart, and only one penis. The implications are simple: you have to take more precaution for the singular body parts, cos unlike the rests, there isn’t any back-ups. So in this case, remember that the trusted Tenga can be your best friend forever!

Tarzan gets in a terrible fight with a ferocious lion, and loses an eye, an arm, and his penis.  The animals of the jungle nurse Tarzan back to health and gave him the eye of a hawk, the arm of a gorilla, and a baby elephant’s trunk to replace the severed pecker. After about a week, Jane comes up to Tarzan and asks, “How you like your new parts?” Tarzan replies, Eye good…Tarzan see far, arm good: long, strong… but Tarzan not crazy about new weenie: all day long, picks up weeds and stuff up Tarzan’s ass.”

Sensational news like that of the infamous Lorena Bobbitt, and the recent case (Catherine Kieu) shows that some of the angry women know just what to do to hurt their husbands and boyfriends. This mid-40s lady spiked her husband and then chopped off his manhood before tossing it into the garbage disposal.  And she did that because they had a fight over houseguests!

Before Jane found Tarzan, he had been living alone in his jungle for many years with only apes for company and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.
Jane the reporter, was wandering deep in the wilds, when she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan thrusting vigorously into a jungle oak. Awed by this display of animal passion, Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him.
As she reclined on the wild grass, Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch. In pain she screamed, “What the hell did you do that for?”
Tarzan replied, “Tarzan always check for squirrels.”

In 2009, four women apparently glued a 36 year-old man’s penis to his stomach after he was caught cheating. In another terrifying case, a woman in Florida allegedly doused her boyfriend’s genital area with gasoline and set him on fire. (source: http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-crotch-burning,0,2235307.story)

Our point? Marrige and dating the wrong kind of woman can be very bad for your sex life, and in extreme cases, end your breeding career.

And to make matters worst, there are also a host of many sexually transmittable diseases that can destroy your sex life.

Of course there is the other tragedy in life should you have bad timings, bad at remembering dates (’rhythm’ method), or used an unreliable condom. Becoming an accidental daddy is not funny at all.

So if there is only one thing you need to know about taking care of yourself, remember that Tenga is always ready to lend a hand (pardon the pun). Unless, like Tarzan, you prefer masturbating using the hand of a gorilla, or ’suitably shaped holes in trees’.

wink!